Sunday 20 November 2011

What's happening down at the old Putting Green?

Very weird things going on @ HQ ie. the Town Hall according to The Bexhill Con-server...Reports of a serious outbreak of  handbags at 5 paces..Cllr Maynard aka 'The Godfather'  was not happy at being thwarted by our wonderful Independants @ HQ , who shall be forever now  referred to as the Bexhill Gang of 3, RE- the unilateal re-naming of our glorious green space on the seafront. Apparently and without public consultation the Metropole Lawns (old putting green) were to be called Diamond Jubilee Lawn  (yawn, yawn..) and West Parade to be re-named Diamond Jubilee Parade! You couldn't make it up...Any way the Weird people of Bexhill wish the Lawns to be re-named Freedom Lawns and the parade Independance Avenue to celebrate Keep Bexhill Weirds Independance from the rest of the UK. So that's put an end to that nonsense straight away from the Brede Valley mafia!
Must fly...
Larus Argentatus

No comments:

Post a Comment