From all the scraps of paper put into the hat containing everyones ideas, I have written a provisional 'Keep Bexhill Weird' manifesto..the principals and statements that follow are open to change, deletion and updating. E-mail us with your views to weirdbexhill@hotmail.co.uk
- We the weird people of Bexhill..
- Do declare that Bexhill is now the Weird capitol of the UK!
- Demand that we have our own town council re-instated
- Ask that the present Rother council give us 'Participatory Democracy'..as seen in the programme 'Town' the episode of Tues. 4th Aug. 2011 BBC 1 focussing on Scarborough http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01321dm
- Are totally committed to practising random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
- Refuse to associate with all those who have made a 'premature pact with mediocrity' and are part of the Geriatric Gang Culture developing in the town.
- Will tolerate no racism here..we are all gods children..
- Give notice to all those who would wish to 'keep us down' and crush our spirit in the town. Of particular mention here goes to the Bexhill slum landlords and the Commercial property cartels...We know who you are and where you work from..Please cease and desist and start behaving yourselves or severe weirdness will be meted out to you! Until next time
- Do acknowledge the massive input that our very own Bexhill Police (Weird Division) play in keeping us safe and secure from dark forces.
Mr Larus Argentatus
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